Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die
I always think about this :(
So many things about last night i would change.
But i can’t do that.
So i’m just going to cry about my anxiety and failed expectations of what would’ve been a brilliant night.
Do not let the world make you hard.
Do not let pain make you hate.
Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree,
you still believe it to be a beautiful place.
|—||Kurt Vonnegut (via likeafieldmouse)|
I really hate the feeling of liking someone you can’t have for reasons you don’t fully understand. Its frustrating. I haven’t genuinely liked someone since freshman year and I forgot how much it hurts to want to be with someone and want to know everything about them. I’m so damn needy its gross needing to talk to one person to feel secure. I kind of regret what I did Friday. I may have just made everything terribly awkward between us.
Halp I’m in like and I don’t know if I love or hate it :/