Film The World Before It Happens

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

My dad

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

trillow:

breaking news!! this news is broken. we need a new one

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
Anonymous

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

fakestan:

me

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you

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sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

Memorization

imaginequentin:

imagine having sex with quentin tarantino and gasping out “that was amazing” and he scoffs and replies “i don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my sex is okay”

I don’t know where to go.

Sometimes people who love you treat you rotten so you’ll learn to be better. It’s not okay though because you don’t deserve that… So you should leave them and find what makes you happy. But also they’re only like that cause they love you and they just don’t know anything else… So you should be the bigger person and tough it out, right? It’ll make you better in the end, right?