Film The World Before It Happens(:

omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

I always think about this :(

People: You're dressed like that, you obviously wan-

Me: The only thing I "obviously want" is to stab your stupid face (◡‿◡✿)

So many things about last night i would change.

But i can’t do that.

So i’m just going to cry about my anxiety and failed expectations of what would’ve been a brilliant night.

Living on the edge of the law.

I miss this so much

It can’t possibly be healthy to be this sexually frustrated

Be soft.
Do not let the world make you hard.
Do not let pain make you hate.
Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree,
you still believe it to be a beautiful place.

“

—	Kurt Vonnegut (via likeafieldmouse)

I just want to feel appreciated.

I really hate the feeling of liking someone you can’t have for reasons you don’t fully understand. Its frustrating. I haven’t genuinely liked someone since freshman year and I forgot how much it hurts to want to be with someone and want to know everything about them. I’m so damn needy its gross needing to talk to one person to feel secure. I kind of regret what I did Friday. I may have just made everything terribly awkward between us.
Halp I’m in like and I don’t know if I love or hate it :/

:o