Film The World Before It Happens
she-wears-a-burqa:

yourfavmoroccan:

Thank you

BAM

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

heteroh:

Sternum was so fucking deep

heteroh:

Sternum was so fucking deep

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

What do you think is the cause or root of all Youtubers being terrible?

neilcicierega:

It’s no longer just a video hosting service, but a complex market which attracts the attention-seeking and rewards the self-promoting. There are plenty of nice decent people making money on youtube, but the system does very little to prevent garbage personalities from seeking the treasure and becoming reinforced by uncritical fanbases. So, I guess, standard capitalism problems

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts