Film The World Before It Happens
kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

sprousetwinsblog:


Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

disrespectfuloptimist:

 

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

Stop it

Stop it

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

My dad

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

trillow:

breaking news!! this news is broken. we need a new one

17yr:

image

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
Anonymous

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important